Monday, September 14, 2009
Dear Oats & Chocolate Fiber One Bars,
Please leave me alone.
Your chocolatey goodness is delicious and nutrious... but only when used sparingly. Everytime I buy a box, you are gone in a couple days. I can't stop myself.
Your new ads along the T are tourture. After seeing them everywhere, I have to go home and have one! Please stop stalking me!
Your label should say...
Beware: Too delicious to try.
Your Biggest (figuratively and soon to be literally) Fan